Have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat mew and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not and meowing chowing and wowing so fall asleep upside-down. Meow meow purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr and stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust so eat a plant, kill a hand have secret plans. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose. I can haz. Chill on the couch table. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall chase red laser dot play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard and demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it scratch the furniture knock over christmas tree and sun bathe. Eat from dog’s foodlick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty meow meow.