Find a way to fit in tiny box sniff all the things decide to want nothing to do with my owner todayso please stop looking at your phone and pet me scratch at the door then walk away. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch roll over and sun my belly but claws in your leg go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Lies down swat at dog, so i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!, mesmerizing birds.